Bargebouille

Noun · Crestignacian neologism.

Definition: A person who speaks utter nonsense, incoherently or extravagantly, while remaining utterly convinced of the profound wisdom of their words.

Example:

“Sir, say no more. Your words are absurd. You are a bargebouille, and I hold you in the utmost contempt.”

Another example:

“The assembly listened to the bargebouille with admirable patience, before Abbé Quille promptiated a reply of remarkable clarity.”

From the Annals:

Crestignacians avoid answering one bargebouille with another. They prefer to smile, exchange a few lolelinettes, and restore the conversation without acoustarding.

English forms: a bargebouille (singular); bargebouilles (plural).

Grammatical note: In Crestignacian, bargebouille is a feminine noun even when referring to a man: « Vous êtes une bargebouille, monsieur. »