Acoustard

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Acoustard — Crestignacian verb: to put off a long-awaited visit, meeting or pleasure, at the risk of diminishing its delight.

Verb · Crestignacian neologism.

Definition: To put off a long-awaited visit, meeting or pleasure, at the risk of diminishing its delight.

Example:

“Do not acoustard your visit for too long; you are so young that I should hate to see you arrive wrinkled.”

From the Annals: Prolonged acoustarding is considered a minor breach of courtesy among Crestignacians. It is readily forgiven when accompanied by an excellent story or a new recipe.

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